She's JV to your varsity
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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