I'm eating all of the evidence.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
