Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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