What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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