Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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