READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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