drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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