erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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