we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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