Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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