is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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