Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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