I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
