hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
My ass is underappreciated
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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