just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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