I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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