normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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