I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Randomize
