i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
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