And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
