Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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