Kareoke will never be a sober sport
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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