i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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