in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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