Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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