No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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