dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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