Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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