yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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