Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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