your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
He did a backflip because drugs
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