Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
