The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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