Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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