bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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