He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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