it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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