We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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