I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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