Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
