Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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