you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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