he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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