I'm eating all of the evidence.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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