Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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