my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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