we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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