ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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