dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I am one with the molecules
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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