Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Green mimosas i think yes
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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