I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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