No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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