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Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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