The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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