maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
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