I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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