she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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