That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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