i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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